One of these days I'm going to get tired of just writing love notes here and getting nothing in return. One night you'll go take the trash out or something and everything will suddenly go black. You'll wake up shackled and chained to my basement wall. Then over the next two to three weeks, I'll show you what real love is. Your suffering and pleasure will intertwine and be legendary. And when it's all over, you will BEG to be mine forever.